FloriDUH | Woman flags down cop for directions — with booze and drugs in plain view

Maribeth CarolWilson, 22, of DeFuniak Springs, was driving around with an open can of Four Loko — a combination malt beverage and energy drink — between her legs, with a straw sticking out of it, and cocaine in her car, when she flagged down a Niceville police officer for directions, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.

The officer saw the open container of alcohol.

Then things went even further south: The officer learned she didn’t have a valid license, and noticed a crack pipe in the form of a silver tube with a black rubber end and a burnt wire mesh end in plain view in the driver’s side door panel. A search of the vehicle revealed three pieces of crack cocaine, reports the Northwest Florida Daily.

Wilson learned a new set of directions — to the jail.

She was charged with possession of cocaine and possession of paraphernalia.

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Wis. man attempts drive-by shooting, forgets to roll down car window

Sometimes I’m just speechless by how incredibly stupid some people can be. And then 2 words come to mind: JOB SECURITY!

Drive-by shooting epic fail: Forgetting to roll down your car window before you start shooting from the driver’s seat. Whoops.

Andrew J. Burwitz, 20, of Appleton, Wis., allegedly tried to do a drive-by shooting at the home of his ex-girlfriend’s family and another random house. Police found him because he failed to roll down his car window and shattered it when he made the first shot.

via Wis. man attempts drive-by shooting, forgets to roll down car window – Minneapolis / St. Paul News – The Blotter.